So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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