I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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