Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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