Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
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KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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