He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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