Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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