Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I love you.
Bad choice
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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