Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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