accomplished twins. life is a go
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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