Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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