I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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So squirting runs in the family.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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