So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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