Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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