I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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