honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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