"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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