Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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