do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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