i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i believe in u and ur pee
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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