Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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