In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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