i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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