My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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