is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
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im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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