OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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