I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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