you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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