Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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