Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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