I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
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This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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