So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
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Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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