So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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