I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
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I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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