I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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