found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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