Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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