Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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