he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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