My room smells like vodka and shame
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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