so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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