ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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