i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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