My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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