omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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