It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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