Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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