Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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