If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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