Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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im calling her cock vulture from now on
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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