drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
There's even glitter on my cock...
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